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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Métis and feminist and other words I identify with.</description><title>Harry Potter and the Goblet of BJs</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hpandthegobletofblowjobs)</generator><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>captainbasch:

unlikably:

khaleesi-of-westeros:

Oh my GOD

a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2236595553bed5b1794532e3cb4a810e/tumblr_mjy8qx8BeF1qzb9hgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainbasch.tumblr.com/post/46135902153/unlikably-khaleesi-of-westeros-oh-my-god-a"&gt;captainbasch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unlikably.tumblr.com/post/46135570130/khaleesi-of-westeros-oh-my-god-a-cat-with-her"&gt;unlikably&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khaleesi-of-westeros.tumblr.com/post/45825259323/oh-my-god"&gt;khaleesi-of-westeros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh my GOD&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a cat with her senpai admiring the cherry blossoms while on their way to school&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;kawaii&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Me &amp; Ellen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490312245</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490312245</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:32:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>peppercyanide:

The Eye of Sauron, beaded on a loom. It is meant...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de8b08286114819508be0bf8196efd61/tumblr_mkaur0Aohu1qmugsqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peppercyanide.tumblr.com/post/46394254050/the-eye-of-sauron-beaded-on-a-loom-it-is-meant"&gt;peppercyanide&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Eye of Sauron, beaded on a loom. It is meant to be a headband. &lt;strike&gt;&lt;em&gt;For me.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;31 beads wide, 124 beads long, 4 weeks of design/work. Black, white, four shades of red, two of orange, one yellow. Two God beads. Imagine the colors are slightly warmer than in the image. :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks Devon, Carissa, Karen, Jim, Linda&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490294876</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490294876</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:31:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>genderbitch:

katherinegryffindor:

wellthisispainful:

so much...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8bb9c51036a6508f5aae726145c44f0/tumblr_mk9ljbWsus1qinphso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b01f3af65172cfef588d9db3ef61f7ed/tumblr_mk9ljbWsus1qinphso2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d937cd2710f6ae173f097af6c4cbedeb/tumblr_mk9ljbWsus1qinphso3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genderbitch.tumblr.com/post/46384822533/katherinegryffindor-wellthisispainful-so"&gt;genderbitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherinegryffindor.tumblr.com/post/46352344625/wellthisispainful-so-much-win-on-twitter-right"&gt;katherinegryffindor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wellthisispainful.tumblr.com/post/46329638844"&gt;wellthisispainful&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;so much win on twitter right now&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this is so great&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The horcruxes one kills me. Slayyyed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490264081</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46490264081</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:31:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"“It is a pity the young Pi was not nominated  There’s not much you can do.  He’s an Indian actor and..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;“It is a pity the young Pi was not nominated  There’s not much you can do.  He’s an Indian actor and nobody knows him so he was easily overlooked.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With peer voting, people will vote for their friends or based on their impressions.   He’s a newcomer and we often said he had never acted before—that’s a disadvantage to getting nominated.  But I do think his performance was the purest performance.”&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Taiwanese director Ang Lee noting Hollywood’s tendency to overlook Asian actors to a Chinese radio station.   Ang Lee was disappointed that Suraj Sharma was not nominated for Best Actor for his performance in &lt;em&gt;T&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;he Life of Pi.  &lt;/em&gt;Lee added that he felt Irfan Khan should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor, and that Zhang Ziyi was not nominated either for &lt;em&gt;Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon&lt;/em&gt;, nor were any actors nominated for &lt;em&gt;Slumdog Millionaire.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What’s a guy gotta do to get an Oscar?  Here’s some trivia about Sharma’s work on the film, from &lt;a href="http://www.firstpost.com/bollywood/oscars-2013-not-bigelow-or-affleck-suraj-sharma-gets-biggest-snub-584738.html"&gt;FirstPost.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sharma beat out 4,000 other applicants (Ang Lee decided from the start the role would not be whitewashed.)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sharma had never acted prior to this so Ang Lee assigned him a pile of homework and made him act scenes from Teneesse Williams and other playwrights just for practice.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sharma didn’t know how to swim when he was cast for the role.  When he first started out he could only hold his breath for 14 seconds.  In the end he was able to go for one minute and a half.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sharma spent most of the movie filming in a pool emoting in front of a blue screen to an invisible tiger.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sharma lost 20% of his body weight for the role, eating a diet that mostly consisted of tuna fish, just like his character, so his ribs would show.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sharma cut himself up frequently while working on the boat and used those injuries in his acting.  He would allow himself to get flipped along with the boat.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The production was banned from speaking to Sharma.  Ang Lee and Sharma agreed that he would not to talk to other people for almost two months so he would understand what isolation was like.&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;1.   This kid is badass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  When white actors like Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio do stuff like lose 20% of their body weight or cut themselves and keep acting everyone cheers uproariously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. It is weirdly dismissive when films about characters of color get nominated but their actors do not.  &lt;em&gt;Django Unchained, Life of Pi, Slumdog Millionaire, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Last Emperor, &lt;/em&gt;etc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;4.   As FirstPost points out, a lot of the Oscar snubbed actors that people are talking about like Leonardo DiCaprio have plenty of other opportunities to star in other big movies.   When is the next big project for an actor of South Asian descent coming up?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://racebending.tumblr.com/"&gt;racebending&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46281185207</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46281185207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:42:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>ourgoatrodeo:

stoners:

im in love with this wow

This is from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36534760be486a72d0d5341aacdf3c73/tumblr_mgkyufgVWi1qb7fuio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ourgoatrodeo.tumblr.com/post/46244324390/stoners-im-in-love-with-this-wow-this-is-from"&gt;ourgoatrodeo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stoners.tumblr.com/post/45775206473/im-in-love-with-this-wow"&gt;stoners&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im in love with this wow&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is from Anne Lamott.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46281133835</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/46281133835</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:42:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>spenacethemenace:

genderexploratorium:

tooyoungforthelivingdead...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a1e5efbcdf2c720174234a2e864e015/tumblr_mk058hGUlN1qzwghoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spenacethemenace.tumblr.com/post/45942297378/genderexploratorium-tooyoungforthelivingdead"&gt;spenacethemenace&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genderexploratorium.tumblr.com/post/45940770814/tooyoungforthelivingdead-richard-obrien-im"&gt;genderexploratorium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tooyoungforthelivingdead.tumblr.com/post/45920435924/richard-obrien-im-70-man-30-woman"&gt;&lt;span class="GingerNoCheckStart"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;tooyoungforthelivingdead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238"&gt;Richard O’Brien: ‘I’m 70% man, 30% woman’&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Richard O’Brien, writer of hit musical The Rocky Horror Show, delighted in shaking up the conservative sexual attitudes of the 1970s.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His most famous creation, Dr Frank N Furter, brought the house down with his song Sweet Transvestite.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But the show’s creator was ashamed about his own long-held desire to be more feminine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I was six-and-a-half and I said to my big brother that I wanted to be the fairy princess when I grew up. The look of disdain on his face made me pull down the shutters. I knew that I should never ever say that out loud again.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For 50 years, O’Brien repressed the feeling. But “you can’t just put the lid on things and pretend that they don’t exist”, he says.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So a decade ago, he started taking the female hormone oestrogen - and is happy with the results.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It takes the edge off the masculine, testosterone-driven side of me and I like that very much. I think I’ve become a nicer person in some ways, slightly softer. For the first time in my life, I’ve started to put on a little bit of weight, which I like.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He has also developed small breasts. But O’Brien is not intending to go further and have sex reassignment surgery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I don’t want to pretend to be something that I’m not. Anton Rodgers, the actor, said ‘you’re the third sex’. And I thought that’s quite nice. I quite like that position.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It’s my belief that we are on a continuum between male and female. There are people who are hardwired male and there are people who are hardwired female, but most of us are on that continuum and I believe myself probably to be about 70% male, 30% female.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238"&gt;Read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck yeah genderqueer heroes!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Woo!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45978025608</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45978025608</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:11:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>#SafetyTipsForLadies - or, Why Victim Blaming is Moronic</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hilaroar.tumblr.com/post/45957899437/safetytipsforladies-or-why-victim-blaming-is"&gt;hilaroar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;****TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT****** &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The other day I was going about my business when I happened to read &lt;a href="http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/advocating-risk-management-is-not-victim-blaming/"&gt;this moronic article&lt;/a&gt; explaining how advocating ‘risk management’ (barf) is not ‘victim blaming’.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve read a lot of articles like this, but that one, for some reason, was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I am absolutely &lt;strong&gt;sick to death&lt;/strong&gt; of being told what to wear and what to do and how to be, as though &lt;strong&gt;any of that&lt;/strong&gt; will somehow save me from being raped. It’s not a woman’s responsibility to prevent sexual assault. How about we &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5695177/anti+rape-campaign-reaches-out-to-men-not-women"&gt;teach men not to rape instead?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How about we recognise that being drunk, being ‘sexy’, being out having fun, being loud, being trans, being queer, being sexually active - none of it causes rape, because &lt;strong&gt;rapists cause rape?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How about we stop pretending that if women follow some stupid, byzantine set of ‘rules’ we’ll be safe?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But the real thing that gets me about these ‘safety tips’ is this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEY ALL ASSUME WOMEN ARE &lt;strong&gt;MORONS&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every single article I read containing &lt;em&gt;hot tips!&lt;/em&gt; on how to be safe reads like the author thinks women have &lt;strong&gt;never heard or thought about their personal safety before.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fun fact: Women think about personal safety, like, all the time. We carry a spare pair of shoes. We don’t listen to music so we can listen out for people coming up behind us. We get a cab instead of walking, if we’re lucky enough to afford it (not that that’s &lt;a href="http://unsafecabs.wordpress.com/"&gt;exactly a safe option either&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;).&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; We think and we watch and we listen &lt;/strong&gt;because we know by being a woman we’re at risk. Every one of my female friends and I have our own list of things we do to be safe, a lot of stuff that has been conditioned in us since childhood and that we now do subconsciously, without thinking. Because we live in a&lt;strong&gt; rape culture.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SO STOP. Stop writing stupid, patronising bullshit articles telling us WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plus. Half your tips are&lt;strong&gt; fucking stupid&lt;/strong&gt; anyway. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, in response to the stupid Punch article, I decided to start tweeting my own ‘hot safety tips’, with the hashtag #SafetyTipsForLadies. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you wear a broccoli safety-pinned to your lapel manly carnivorous men will be repelled and won’t rape you &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314162963948900352"&gt;March 19, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you swaddle yourself in bubble wrap, rapists will get distracted and forget to rape you &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314167689855762432"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s unwise to go out at night wearing a short skirt. Also, make sure your clothes are made entirely out of knives. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314170287904133121"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you hide your forearms in your sleeves, the rapist will mistake you for a T-Rex and carry on his way &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314171979567607810"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never drink alcohol near a man. In fact, it is best to only drink sherry while locked in your bedroom cupboard &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314174259708715008"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you have sensual long legs? Many rapists like sensual long legs. Consider chopping them off at the knees. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314175811194322946"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Many women enjoy sport. Unfortunately, women playing sport can attract rapists. Try playing tennis in a dark cupboard. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314177324939632641"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then others began to join in, and it pretty much took off. Here are some of my favourites:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt; carry a saxophone with you at all times, so that if you are attacked you can gain attention by playing jazz tunes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/ShayleeActually/status/314184546323161089"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;carry syrup of ipecac, if a man approaches you drink it &amp;amp; vomit on him &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/reverendgrebo/status/314180960637833217"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are non-corporeal, you are less likely to be raped. Consider becoming a ghost to protect yourself. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/harlotoverdrive/status/314185952438411264"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See to fast forwarding the ages of you life at which you are most at risk of rape. Youth is for less risky genders. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/allthepie/status/314187670089789440"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t wear anything anyone might ever remotely find attractive in any way at all, ever. Don’t be naked either. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/godlessgrrl/status/314241943808909314"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carry a stick and use it to rustle dark bushes. This will spook the rapists and flush them from their natural habitat. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/SnickerdoodleTO/status/314238054971895808"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Levitate! It is a little-known fact that most rapists cannot fly. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/cakeburger/status/314235548581634049"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Start slut shaming victims, that way you can sleep well knowing it will never happen to you. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/TabbyLavalamp/status/314232562610499584"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Domesticate a honey badger and take it to parties with you. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/anjvs/status/314229766054113281"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Children are at risk of sexual abuse so consider springing fully-formed from your father’s forehead like Athena. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/thelemonofpink/status/314224786853220352"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Men rape for power. Carry AA batteries with you and toss them in front of the rapist to distract him. Then run away. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/PeevishPenman/status/314224296845258752"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt; implant ocular lasers into your face.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/BakedBoons/status/314223971316944897"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt; When someone wants to rape you, politely decline.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/WhineyTwat/status/314221731529256961"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The majority of rapes do not occur in dark alleyways. For safety, travel only in dark alleyways. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/gen_stewart/status/314221083123400704"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re raped, say “I’m a good girl!” Since “good girls” never get raped, the rapist will vanish in a puff of logic &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jailawrites/status/314221059941474304"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since rapists can drug your drinks, never drink anything ever again. Death by dehydration is a sign of virture! &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jailawrites/status/314219573333356545"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most rapes occur on Earth, consider travelling and living in outer space &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/tealandpurple/status/314219743949246464"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Got a nice face? Wear a possum as mask at all times because men can’t help themselves otherwise. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/BroedeCarmody/status/314209891587874816"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carrying mace is bad advice - it can be taken from you. Carry a jar of angry bees instead! &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314205462532857858"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt; remember, the majority of rapes are committed inside the home, so consider living in a public library instead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/thelittlepakeha/status/314200517318438913"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rapist packs will disperse when outnumbered. Consider forming a rat-king with the hair of your 15 closest friends &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/gumbuoy/status/314198150619463681"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eat more bananas. Smother yourself in banana. 68% percent of rapists don’t really like bananas. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jessica_alice_/status/314197097429733376"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The elbow is the strongest point of your body. Have you considered turning your knees into additional elbows? &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jessamy_sesame/status/314196767585468416"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have yourself laminated. Sure it’s suffocating, but really, you must do your bit to prevent being assaulted &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/allthepie/status/314193891890966529"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt; acquire a falcon to permanently perch on your head and guard you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/peglegcrumpet/status/314193787255660544"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a known fact that rapists love hotdogs. Cover a decoy woman in hotdogs and make her walk near you, you’ll be safe &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/kelseygambles/status/314193561350459393"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pour honey on yourself and roll in bird seed. Birds will then flock to form an impenetrable barrier to rapists &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314192253033775105"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rapists find it difficult to rape while made of stone. Try becoming Medusa, or if that is too difficult, a basilisk. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Punderful/status/314192248256462848"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get around by means of high-rise parkour only. Streets and public transport are just not meant for the rapeable. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/allthepie/status/314191505357164544"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take note of what is around you. Continously scibble down every detail of every man who comes within a 5m radius &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jessamy_sesame/status/314191239635419136"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Be careful with your seasonings. Rapists love pepper, they hate cinnamon &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/allthepie/status/314190335725166594"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is a fact that rapists target human ladies, so be an animorph. Transform into an eagle at the first sign of danger. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/ElycePhillips/status/314189971248521216"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unconsciousness is alluring to rapists. Have you considered being perpetually awake? Approach Red Bull for sponsorship &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/allthepie/status/314188746369150979"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rapists attack in unlit areas. Consider carrying your own, personal spotlight at nighttime &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/jessamy_sesame/status/314188692422017024"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never ever ever have consensual sex, lest this come back to haunt you at trial &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/fanny_fair/status/314248901693689856"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never leave the house without a drawbridge, archers, parapets, cauldrons of hot oil, backup moats &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/GarlandGrey/status/314242284570943488"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Set yourself on fire. Rapists will be drawn to it like moths and incinerated in your lady-flames. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/gen_stewart/status/314262758361268224"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When having fun, you are more likely to miss noticing an approaching attacker. So never have fun. Not even video games. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/saicanhastweets/status/314256583611801602"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get hit by a truck from a chemical plant and get chemicals on you. Morph into a liquid form at any sign of danger. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/314256441546510337"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A large proportion of rapes happen in the victim’s home. Ladies, never go home. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/micheinnz/status/314266980746158080"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t have any fun. Happy women get raped. Cultivate a perpetually grumpy expression and demeanour. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/micheinnz/status/314264676533956608"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Walk on stilts everywhere you go. Perch in trees when possible. Rapists rarely look up when searching for prey. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/SallyStrange/status/314271312015142912"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never brush your teeth and feed mainly on carrion until your saliva is poisonous. Like a komodo dragon. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/gen_stewart/status/314269657404145664"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t be attacked by guys with a promising future. That is the absolute WORST decision you can make. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23SafetyTipsForLadies"&gt;#SafetyTipsForLadies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/slimebeast/status/314269472842194944"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Always remain in an inert atmosphere (e.g. argon), to deprive rapists of the oxygen they need to attack. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23SafetyTipsForLadies"&gt;#SafetyTipsForLadies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hyperdeath128k/status/314329395374460929"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most women know their rapist, so make sure to never know anyone. Ever. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/AnarchaSxworker/status/314318009353261056"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dress up as a Crazy Johns Mobile Phone representative. When they try and attack you, ask what plan they’re on. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23SafetyTipsForLadies"&gt;#SafetyTipsForLadies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/felicityward/status/314275795344424960"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Always check inside your shoes for rapists before putting them on. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Jenkinel/status/314275186469904384"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never go anywhere or do anything. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Straffo/status/314297641519427584"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And finally, the best one of the entire list:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Create the universe. Remake the Earth without rape culture. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23safetytipsforladies"&gt;#safetytipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/janphar/status/314221952514539521"&gt;March 20, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do u ever just love someone so much u just&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ellen + me. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45977996593</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45977996593</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:10:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rh8ipj2w1qh64tro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rh8ipj2w1qh64tro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rh8ipj2w1qh64tro4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rh8ipj2w1qh64tro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45708803846</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/45708803846</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:12:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>For the Men Who Still Don't Get It </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://utes4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/28306626151"&gt;utes4lyfe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;all women were bigger and stronger than you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;And thought they were smarter &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;women were the ones who started wars &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and no K-Y Jelly &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;the state trooper &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;was a woman &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and carried a gun &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;the ability to menstruate &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;your attractiveness to women depended &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;on the size of your penis &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;every time women saw you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;women were always making jokes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;about how ugly penises are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and how bad sperm tastes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;you had to explain what’s wrong with your car &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;to big sweaty women with greasy hands &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;who stared at your crotch &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;In a garage where you are surrounded &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;by posters of naked men with hard-ons &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;men’s magazines featured cover photos &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;of 14-year-old boys &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;with socks &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;tucked into the front of their jeans &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and articles like: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;or &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;or &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;“The truth about impotence” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;the doctor who examined your prostate &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;was a woman &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and called you “Honey” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;You had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;as she insisted that sleeping with her &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;was part of the job &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;You couldn’t get away because &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;the company dress code required &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;you wear shoes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;designed to keep you from running &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;And what if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;after all that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;women still wanted you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;to love them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Carol Diehl&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28969601898</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28969601898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 00:35:00 -0700</pubDate><category>intense</category><category>feminism</category></item><item><title>dearjimmoriarty:

britishgovernmenthooker:

diaxiann:

can we stop pretending hating steven moffat...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dearjimmoriarty.tumblr.com/post/28635751936/britishgovernmenthooker-diaxiann-can-we-stop"&gt;dearjimmoriarty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://britishgovernmenthooker.tumblr.com/post/28635074815/diaxiann-can-we-stop-pretending-hating-steven"&gt;britishgovernmenthooker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diaxiann.tumblr.com/post/28634144865/can-we-stop-pretending-hating-steven-moffat-is"&gt;diaxiann&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can we stop pretending hating steven moffat is social justice&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s not&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;especially when he does that people in comics and anime and everything do the same&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t know why apparently he’s apparently especially bad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just because he isn’t the only writer who sucks isn’t a reason to not call him out on his bull shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[tw brief quote of ableist language]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think it’s the fact that so many people (including him, naturally) are holding him up as this progressive idol who writes women and queer characters and is just so brilliant&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when in reality he’s only occasionally brilliant and thinks that gives him the right to call people who don’t understand his hyper-convoluted, plot-hole filled storylines “stupid” and “bored”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when someone asked him about River and bisexual representation, he said something about how “bisexuals” are too busy having fun to watch the show in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he also can’t take crit. He’s like a snotty-nosed kid at his first writing workshop, honestly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he compared women critiquing Scandal’s representation of female characters to people being upset about canine representation in Hound.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The reason people don’t complain as much about comics and anime is because the creators don’t have a god complex about how amazing and ~progressive~ their work is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WOW. THAT IS THE WORST THING EVER. haaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttte.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LINK to SHITTINESS: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MltF5YNPac&amp;amp;feature=player_detailpage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MltF5YNPac&amp;amp;feature=player_detailpage"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MltF5YNPac&amp;amp;feature=player_detailpage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28639239291</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28639239291</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 11:03:33 -0700</pubDate><category>HATE!</category><category>HATE HATE HATE!</category><category>Moffat is the shittiest</category></item><item><title>fyeahnativeamericanart:

Dylan A.T. Miner (Metis)

I met this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yj46L5Qx1rw8v6lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahnativeamericanart.tumblr.com/post/28524350381/dylan-a-t-miner-metis"&gt;fyeahnativeamericanart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dylan A.T. Miner (Metis)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I met this artist! Yay!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28566033855</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/28566033855</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 10:47:43 -0700</pubDate><category>dylan miner</category><category>indigenous sovereignty</category></item><item><title>sherlockandpottercock:

yarr-metis:

I am breaking my long...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ONUi6JTliTA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sherlockandpottercock.tumblr.com/post/27891223130/yarr-metis-i-am-breaking-my-long-absence-from" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sherlockandpottercock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yarr-metis.tumblr.com/post/27794798502/i-am-breaking-my-long-absence-from-tumblr-to" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yarr-metis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am breaking my long absence from tumblr to present to you “Call Me Maurice”, a Maurice (1987) fanvid set to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”, thus fulfilling a birthday promise to hpandthegobletofblowjobs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



My girlfriend made this for me! It is the best ever. I love her so much. Also Maurice and Scudder! Maybe she will make another version with peen.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/27891521927</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/27891521927</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:25:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>nordism:

White Raven
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vl4n6dCB1qj4rsdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nordism.tumblr.com/post/21562057652/white-raven"&gt;nordism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;White Raven&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22295483395</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22295483395</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 18:50:08 -0700</pubDate><category>white raven</category><category>raven</category></item><item><title>derwolfsmantel:

omfg my mom put this on her Facebook… it’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cv2uFJIp1qdaenao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derwolfsmantel.tumblr.com/post/22201788972/omfg-my-mom-put-this-on-her-facebook-its"&gt;derwolfsmantel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg my mom put this on her Facebook… it’s seriously beautiful and flawless I can’t even&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22240928841</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22240928841</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 20:12:43 -0700</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>so true</category></item><item><title>Three Strikes Harper's Out</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://usofeh.tumblr.com/post/21654463021/three-strikes-harpers-out"&gt;usofeh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;              &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y0wy2yul1rnhx0y.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a deeply disturbing amount of sneakiness, abuse of power and disregard for ordinary Canadian citizens by the Harper Government. What is even more disturbing is that ordinary Canadians don’t seem to realize all the things this Prime Minister has done. There is a wealth of evidence showing Mr. Harper’s irresponsible handling of the economy, disregard for Canada’s environmental responsibilities, abuse of power, and foreign relations. This article will dive into most of Stephen Harper’s policies and actions that are not doing any good.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://usofeh.tumblr.com/post/21654463021/three-strikes-harpers-out"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22240824166</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/22240824166</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 20:11:02 -0700</pubDate><category>harper</category><category>canada</category></item><item><title>Okay, it's time for another round of "Hey! You Can't Wear That!"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nockknock.tumblr.com/post/21817211904/okay-its-time-for-another-round-of-hey-you-cant"&gt;nockknock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Picture this, one day you’re walking through some store.  Lets call it Appropriation Outfitters and you, consumer come across two items that catch your fancy:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;one is a pre-made chicken feather “100% authentic, blessed by a shaman, made in China Native American, Red Indian” headdress.  &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the other is a make your own headdress kit with primary coloured chicken feathers that are like totally 100% cruelty free and this appeals to your PETA sensibility. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now you, consumer decided to purchase the pre-made headdress because well, making your own is time consuming and your purchasing needs, need to be as easy on you as possible, really, it’s not like you need to earn it or anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You walk your headdress home and your first instinct is, “OMG I MUST TAKE PICTURES!” so you take pictures in your backyard and you’re like, man these are hot I should put them on Tumblr and tag them with Native American because that’s totally what I am right now. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, you walk you, your headdress and your Canon Rebel into your house in suburbia, Canadiamericanland and upload your photos first into photoshop to adjust the contrast, etc. then onto Tumblr. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your friends from highschool LOVE THEM, they’re like “ZOMG Mary ur so hawt in these!” and you’re like “ZOMG Kathy, I know, I’m like a real Red Indian!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then you get a message that’s like, “bro, this is some serious White bullshit cut it out, and let me tell you as a Native person why this is bullshit.”  When this happens there are two roads you can take, plus a hidden third option. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Road #1: Apologize.  Listen, and learn something.  Maybe realize those photos are offensive and maybe you don’t get it 100% but someone is saying it’s hurting them and maybe you are compassionate and you take down the photos and do some research.  Maybe become an ally, maybe you don’t.  But you realize you’ve done some wrong somewhere and you’re like “wow, guys, sorry lemme take those down.”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Road #2: Defend yourself.  How is this wrong!  It can’t be wrong!  You are a FREE Canadamrican and under the Charter of Freedom Amendments you have your God granted right to wear whatever the fuck you want!  You don’t care if some PoCs are angry!  It’s a free country!  You’re not racist, you’re not hurting anyone.  Fuck the haters, take more photos go back to Appropriation Outfitters and buy more so all your friends can become ‘Indians’ over night. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hidden third option: In this option, you create a Tumblr devoted to defending your right to wear a headdress and everyone hates you and your hamster spontaneously dies.  I asked my spirit animal and he said that the punishment for taking hidden option #3 is spontaneous hamster death of the perpetrator’s hamster.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lets say, you, consumer decide to take option #2.  And you’re getting a lot of hate for it and you’re getting angry because all these people are harshing your mellow or some shit and you don’t get why.  What do the mean by “white privilege? I don’t have that I had to wait three years to goto Disneyland because I had to get braces!” and what is this “moniyaw bullshit? surely calling me a stupid whatever that is is reverse racism and my uncle John Smith says that reverse racism is a real thing perpetuated against White people because soon enough we are going to be the minority in our own country!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here is where I have to stop you consumer and tell you to take a seat, open your Apple MacBook and take a look at these links.  And when Safari crashes and you get annoyed, download Chrome and reread them:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.turtleisland.org/photo/mwtf.jpg"&gt;Missing and Murdered Aboriginal Women&lt;/a&gt;, now when you look at this one I want you to take a good look at all those women’s faces.  All of them.  I want you to sit there and realize that every single one of those women are either a mother, daughter, sister, auntie, friend, etc. and sometimes they are all of these things.  I want you to sit there and think about your mother, sister, auntie, cousin, even grandmother and I want you think about what it would feel like if they went missing and no one cared.  Now I want you to stop, and think about what it feels like when these women look like your family and what it feels like when they go missing, &lt;strong&gt;because people don’t care.  &lt;/strong&gt;And everytime you put on that headdress and take photos in your backyard for fun, it causes people to care even less because you are contributing to the erasure of Native people as real human beings and making them a character in a colonial play that demeans and dehumanizes them.  Now you don’t gave to understand this 100% but you have to understand enough to get that what you are doing is helping those women and future Aboriginal women disappear. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://nativeappropriations.blogspot.ca/2010/04/but-why-cant-i-wear-hipster-headdress.html"&gt;Here is Ardienne K of Native Appropriations explaining why wearing a hipster headdress is wrong.&lt;/a&gt;  I want you to read this, stop, scroll to the top then read it again.  Then I want you to goto facebook and like her page so every other day you get a reminder why it’s wrong. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lastly, &lt;a href="http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/pamela-palmater/2011/11/unbelievable-undeniable-genocide-canada"&gt;here is Dr. Pamela Palmater explaining the Canadian genocide.&lt;/a&gt;  I want you to re read this, print it out, give it your family and your friends then I want you to take off your headdress, set it aside and take down your photos.  Because, hopefully, you have just realized you have helped with furthering the genocide against Indigenous peoples in the Americas. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/21835949357</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/21835949357</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:34:06 -0700</pubDate><category>cultural appropriation</category><category>native american</category><category>first nations</category><category>native</category><category>aboriginal</category><category>hipsters in headdresses</category></item><item><title>powerpussysays:

mimi-memek0:

I really like the way this is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bn0oIQZD1rtcur5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powerpussysays.tumblr.com/post/21821554641/mimi-memek0-i-really-like-the-way-this-is"&gt;powerpussysays&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimi-memek0.tumblr.com/post/20959028084/i-really-like-the-way-this-is-phrased-its-so"&gt;mimi-memek0&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t even any people involved. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Joke about raping someone” sounds so much more accurate to what people do when they make a “rape joke.” You’re not just joking about some sort of comedic subject. &lt;strong&gt;You are joking about one of the most horrific experiences that can happen to someone.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More people need to realise this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^ word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/21835919268</link><guid>http://hpandthegobletofblowjobs.tumblr.com/post/21835919268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:33:12 -0700</pubDate><category>feminism</category><category>rape</category><category>rape jokes</category></item><item><title>Not Harper's body. Not Harper's choice. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juicyjacqulyn.tumblr.com/post/21830860152/not-harpers-body-not-harpers-choice"&gt;juicyjacqulyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://petition.liberal.ca/abortion-debate-woodworth-harper-canada-reproductive-rights-pro-choice-lucie-pepin/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://petition.liberal.ca/abortion-debate-woodworth-harper-canada-reproductive-rights-pro-choice-lucie-pepin/"&gt;http://petition.liberal.ca/abortion-debate-woodworth-harper-canada-reproductive-rights-pro-choice-lucie-pepin/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1 class="black"&gt;Tell Harper: Hands off our reproductive rights&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;h3 class="black" id="tagline"&gt;On April 26, Conservatives will re-open the debate on a woman’s right to choose. Unless you speak up.&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stephen Harper said he would not re-open the debate on a woman’s right to choose.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But 24 hours from now, he’ll allow Conservative MP Stephen Woodworth to put forward a motion in the House of Commons which clearly opens the possibility of re-criminalizing abortion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It’s up to you to make sure Canadian women and men know about it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I began my nursing career in the 1950s in Quebec, contraception was illegal and women had no say over family planning. They had no choice, and some faced desperation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I saw women come to the hospital, bleeding and in pain, only to discover they’d tried to end their pregnancy themselves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a nurse, and later as an MP and Senator, I took part in the hard-fought battles to institutionalize and enshrine the right to choose in Canadian law.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And in 1988 the debate was settled when the Supreme Court ruled: “The decision whether or not to terminate a pregnancy is essentially a moral decision and in a free and democratic society, the conscience of the individual must be paramount to that of the state.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you believe in a Canadian woman’s right to choose, you have 24 hours to speak up and spread the word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Please sign the petition and share it on Facebook and Twitter.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Lucie Pépin&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Senator for Shawinigan, Quebec (1997-2011)&lt;br/&gt;MP, Outremont (1984-1988)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 class="black" id="signed-count"&gt;11995 people have signed this petition so far.&lt;/h3&gt;
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